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Bastiaan Buijs' Grandfather Clock might be the most beautiful vibrator ever


This glass dildo is powered by clockwork and delivers sleek and uncomplicated pleasure that takes you to climax in style. Called the Grandfather Clock, the sex toy is "super expensive" and is only available for the "rich and famous" at the moment – although designer Bastiaan Buijs is currently working on a cheaper version. While you may not be able to afford it, you can't deny that this is some serious addition to your collection.

[h/t: Dezeen]

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