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So I finally watched the movie horny millennials are obsessed with.


Admittedly, I saw 365 Days because I read somewhere that it has plenty of graphic sex scenes. It's Poland's version of Fifty Shades of Grey, and like the Fifty Shades franchise, the movie is based on a novel.

It tells the story of a young woman who is kidnapped and imprisoned by a mafia boss and gives her 365 days to fall in love with him. The scenes are acted badly and the plot is held together by so many nonsensical strings that it turns into a two-hour comedy. But if you're into BDSM, voyeurism, softcore porn, and you find Stockholm syndrome sexy, you might just enjoy this really awful rip-off.

Who's responsible? Directors Barbara Białowąs and Tomasz Mandes, author Blanka Lipinska, an unholy alliance of E. L. James fans, including producers Maciej Kawulski and Ewa Lewandowska.


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